lions. >> 1,700. >> oh, look at them lounging in the sun. >> how does word get around? >> you know, that is so true. >> in the sea lion community. >> yeah. the bark has some sort of communication then, huh? >> i bet that smells heavenly. >> you said you walked down there. >> i walked by on my break, but i didn't get close enough to catch a whiff. the funk of sea lion. >> kind of brought it into the newsroom. all right, thanks so >> there is new reporting today that donald trump is mad, mad at his lead attorney and wants his lead attorney to do more -- to be more aggressive against the witnesses, the jury, and the judge. >> and now, an interview with trump's new aggressive attorney. >> let's get it straight! you know! i've been lawyering for ten years!

and i've done it all and i have passed all the bars i'm going to pass! and if you think for one minute that you jury are going to walk around telling the world that don trump is done, you're out of your mind! >> chaos in the court today when trump's new attorney hit the judge with a pile driver. >> i'm holding you in contempt! >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... one fine day! plus, stephen welcomes jeff daniels! and hannah einbinder! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: oh! salt on french fries. [cheering] we got a good one, a long one. welcome. welcome one at all in here, out there, up there to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. now for those of you, anyone at home keeping score, today was the start of week two of testimony in donald trump's hush money trial here in new york city. it is clearly taking a toll on the man. here he is entering the courthouse this morning, with his cheeks full of acorns for later. trump showed just as much stamina as last week. reportedly, he was sitting with his eyes closed for

significant portions of his testimony. so, either he's falling asleep again, or he's doing that little kid thing where he thinks if he can't see you, no one can see him. it's a real challenge for his lawyers. i gotta tell you. [applause] uh-oh. "i wonder where the former president is. i guess i'll have to eat all these cookies by myself. oh, well." "wait, i'm here!" of course, when trump hasn't been asleep, he's been violating his gag order by posting messages attacking witnesses and prosecutors and jurors. so before testimony resumed today, judge merchan finally issued his ruling on the violations, fining trump $9,000. [cheering] now, i know. $9,000 may not seem like a lot to a successful businessman, but what about to trump? [laughter and applause] the judge lamented -- the judge lamented that that's

the most he could legally fine him, warning that if trump keeps violating the gag order, jail may be a necessary punishment. [cheering] i don't know if it's necessary for trump, but i need it. now, when the testimony resumed, we got a glimpse of trump's legal team's overall defense: it's that trump didn't have sex with any of the women who he paid off for silence. so he paid out hundreds of thousands of dollars so his wife wouldn't find out he didn't have an affair. "melania, i know this is gonna be hard for you to hear, but you're not the only woman i'm not having sex with." [laughter]

okay? throughout all this, trump is being represented by an attorney and guy who just spotted all his gym buddies hanging out at a chili's happy hour, todd blanche. attorney blanche is a former federal prosecutor, and reportedly, trump liked him at first. but recently, behind closed doors, trump started trump stard complain been insufficiently aggressive, and wants him to attack witnesses, the jury pool, and the judge. not sure that's the best legal strategy. "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i maybe a simple country lawyer, but at least i'm not fugly like you jagoffs. and your honor, and your honor, if it please the court, ninja star!" blanche isn't the first lawyer to find himself on trump's bad side. trump has often complained that he doesn't have an attorney who will do anything for him, venting that he does not have "a roy cohn." now for our younger viewers,

if you don't know who roy cohn is, pause right here, and go watch "angels in america," parts one and two. i'll see you in 7 hours. it's worth it. okay, you're back. and you're ready o laugh. of course, one of the biggest stories right now is the nationwide pro-palestinian student protests around college campuses in the united states in what's being called perhaps the most significant student movement since the anti-vietnam campus protests of the late 1960s. they're even bigger than the protests when i was in college in the '80s, when students held rallies declaring "i want my mtv" and "is this how you spell apartide?" the protests ramped up a couple of weeks ago, after students erected tents on columbia university's main lawn to show solidarity with gaza, and... [applause] the university president took the controversial step of

calling in the police to arrest those involved. even if you don't agree with the subject of their protests as long as they are peaceful, students should be allowed to protest. it's their first amendment right. [cheers and applause] that's the kind of idealism you learn in college. and it's one of the few college lessons you can use your whole life. unlike beer funneling, which you stop being able to do around 35, when your wife catches you. and it's not just at columbia. yesterday, cops arrested at least 100 protestors at ut austin. this morning, they arrested at least 30 protestors at unc chapel hill. yes, college administrators are using the classic deescalation tactic of sending in heavily armed police and threatening to call the national guard. photos online show police snipers set up on the roofs of buildings at ohio state university and indiana university, although the ohio state administration stated that these were state police officers, which the school also employs during football games.

"what are you worrying about, students? the snipers are always there. for football games, women's volleyball, a capella. you've been warned, guy who goes "sha-doop shooby doop." buy a guitar!" now, tensions right now are so high that overnight, protestors at columbia broke into a campus building, which probably will not help their cause with the public. also not helping: donald trump. last week, he weighed in on the protests outside the manhattan courtroom where he's on trial and went after joe biden's response. >> this is somebody that shouldn't be doing what he's doing because he can't do it and he can't do it well. we're having protests all over. he was talking about charlottesville. charlottesville was a little peanut. >> stephen: now, before you criticize trump for downplaying one of the darkest chapters in modern american history as "a little peanut," i will remind you o this disturbing image

from charlottesville that day. of course, the presidential race is not just trump versus biden. there's also independent candidate and chlamydia vector at the old folks home, robert f. kennedy jr. last month, one pollster told politico, "any support kennedy derives comes almost totally at the expense of biden." probably because people are confusing them for each other. "i'm voting for the grizzled irish gu. there's how many?!" well, it turns out, according to a new nbc news poll, that rfk jr. candidacy hurts trump more than biden. [applause] trump seems worried about this. after the poll came out, he angrily truthed: "rfk jr. is a democrat plant." we all know rfk is not a plant, because clearly, this man has never been watered. of course, there you go.

i got something. so of course, other people are running for other things. it's an election year. and many of them are also old and weird. take west virginia, where the democratic primary for the u.s. senate is heating up. and the latest old weirdo to throw his hat in the ring is businessman and guy patiently waiting for the adult baptisms to end so he can drink the water, don blankenship. this week, blankenship dropped this ruly baffling ad. >> hi, i'm don blankenship, candidate for the united states senate and i paid for this ad. >> don blankenship will tell you the honest truth. >> don blankenship. he's the most honest ceo in america. >> your choice is simple. you could vote for more lies or you can vote for the most honest ceo in america. >> if they tell you i fell off the bed and hung myself, i didn't. [laughter]

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: what? kind of a weird way to introduce yourself. "hi, i'm ryan, i'll be your server tonight. and if they tell you i fell off the bed and hung myself, i didn't. can i get you started with some nachos?" as i said, blankenship is running as a democrat, but he used to be a republican and he seems like a space alien wearing human skin. here's another ad he dropped the same day. >> hi, i'm don blankenship. west virginia democrats have abandoned their party. no more transgender nonsense or illegal immigration. no more black lives matter. no more deadly china fentanyl. if they tell you i fell off the bed and hung myself, i didn't. [laughter] >> stephen: so it's his slogan. it's just like those beauty ads "maybe she's born with it. maybe she didn't trip down the stairs into a basket of knives."

so weird, but it's not like blankenship released a third ad on the same day, right? >> democrats should vote for me to help make your party relevant again. independents should vote for me because neither party deserves your vote. if they tell you i fell off the bed and hung myself, i didn't. >> stephen: wait. where'd he go at the end? there's only one possible explanation. he fell off the bed and hung himself! [applause] so clearly he's building his entire campaign around this phrase. but it's just not quite catchy enough, which is why we decided to help him out with this jingle. >> democrats should vote for me to help make their party relevant again. ♪ if they tell you ♪ ♪ i fell off the bed ♪

♪ and hung myself ♪ ♪ i didn't ♪ >> stephen: we got a great show for you tonight! my guests are jeff daniels and "hacks" star hannah einbinder. but when we come back, "meanwhile"! join us, won't you? ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by the farmer's dog. real food made fresh,delivered.

♪ ♪ >> stephen: give it up for louis cato and the late show band, everybody. louis. louis, my friend. if my eyes and especially my ears do not deceive me, you have a very special guest sitting with you tonight. please introduce him to the audience. >> louis: oh, we do. sitting in with the band we have 17 time grammy award-winning bela fleck. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you, bela.

thank you for being here. not only bela fleck tonight we have two fantastic guests. from "hacks," hannah einbinder is going to be out here in a moment. a man, truly a gift to the art of acting, jeff daniels will be out here in just a moment. [cheers and applause] folks, if you watch the show and i hope you do, you i spend most of my time in the news kitchen, sourcing the day's finest baleada story dough, carefully rolling it into the softest most topical flats, carefully making three fine slits and gently frying it in arbequina olive oil and adding a drizzle of agave to present to you the flavorful yet delicate honduran macheteada breakfast pastry that is my monologue. but sometimes, after escaping an experimental human-animal hybrid island, i shelter in an abandoned shipping container with "ulu," a raccoon-faced girl who helps me grind coconut husk into a paste which we mix with bilge water and pour into

a discarded boot, then let sit in the sun until it hardens into the castaway's gack-muffin of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! know [cheers and applause] machadeada. meanwhile, authorities in namibia have condemned tourists who posed naked in one of the country's top attractions, "the big daddy dune." come on, it's called "the big daddy dune." you gotta get a little freaky. i mean, after all, the folks at yellowstone are totally okay with nudity at "mount clap them cheeks." meanwhile, and bear in mind in this next story, everyone's fine, a utah couple reunited with their pet cat after they accidentally shipped her with an amazon return. oh, i'm sure it was an accident.

"whoops! honey, i accidentally shipped your cat to amazon. darn it. i am really gonna miss waking up to whiskers putting her buttole directly on my mouth." [laughter] apparently, the cat, galena, loves to play in boxes, and when her owners packed up a carton of steel-toed work boots for return, galena jumped in and was "trapped in the box for six days without food or water." so she wasn't just shipped to an amazon warehouse. she's also qualified to work there. [applause] meanwhile, in belgium, a 9-year old boy from derbyshire in the u.k., has won a european gull screeching championship, here he is in action. >> [cawing] [squawking]

[applause] >> stephen: that's amazing! and he's so committed to authenticity, that immediately after the competition he ate a french fry under a dumpster, and then flew over the beach to crap in an old man's clam chowder. anyway, congratulations to this young man. he is really proving the truth of europe's slogan: "europe: look what we have time for when everyone has health care! oh! they're announcing best air guitar during a three-way!" meanwhile. [applause] three-way? three-way? meanwhile, america is facing a major cheese controversy because, for the first time, "a vegan cheese beat dairy in a big competition." oh, my god. you are never gonna hear the end of this from your insufferable vegan friend.

[applause] the good food awards is an annual competition that awards foods that are good, and in january they announced this year's finalists for best cheese, among which was this vegan blue cheese. okay, they've clearly captured the look of real blue cheese. but have they captured the flavor of severed foot fished out of a canal? the vegan blue is the product of a company called climax foods. why? that is the most unnecessarily sexualized food company name since kyle's money shot hoagies. >> louis: wow. >> stephen: this was a major deal because the vegan cheese, while allowed in competition had until now never been good enough and a blind taste test to become

a finalist. but then, just before the actual winner was to be announced, "the foundation quietly disqualified the vegan cheese," and when asked why, "declined to say." then the ceo of climax revealed that their vegan cheese "wasn't just a finalist. it was set to win the award, a fact that all parties were asked to keep confidential until the official ceremony!" really? really? you couldn't just let vegans have this one thing? they have no friends. they have no food. their bones have dissolved from lack of protein. you could yank out a femur and play it like a flute! and what's more... i wanna try it. let's see. here we go. let's do this right now. this is the actual cheese. i like it. you can really taste the foot.

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>> stephen: welcome back. ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is an actor from stage and screen who has starred in "to kill a mockingbird," "dumb and dumber," and "the newsroom." his new series is called "a man in full." >> stands to lose half a billion in write-offs at least. i suspect your boss directed you to find some common ground. >> having a bit of trouble hearing you at this distance. you want to crawl on over and whispered in my ear? >> i bet the both of you would like to go back and say we tried but the bastard done challenged us. you've baited me, calling my wife a bimbo. trophy. well, guess what. my better judgment, which i

don't typically call upon, says don't give you the satisfaction. that's exactly what i'm going to do. you have a choice to make. i'm either going to kick your ass in the parking lot or do so right here in this conference room. >> stephen: please welcome back to the show, jeff daniels. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] i love it. i have a special place in my heart for a guest who comes out and gives the audience what they want. just a little taste. >> jeff: just a little taste. >> stephen: why deny them?

>> jeff: yeah. they're obviously excited. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: why shouldn't everybody -- everybody loves them the jeff daniels. >> jeff: yeah, well. >> stephen: people like jeff daniels. >> jeff: we're still here. the longevity, the fact we've lasted this long and they've got this whole thing. i remember from this or that. >> stephen: it's a miracle. >> jeff: it is. in this business. i'm grateful and appreciative. thank you very much. >> stephen: speaking of "know you from this or that." we have 50 films. at least 50 films. seven broadway shows, at least. two emmys at this point. you're a hard worker. is that the midwestern stick-to-itiveness i've heard so much about? >> jeff: that's part of it. you moved to new york, or as i did, l.a.

being from the midwest you've got two strikes against you because you are not from the coast. yeah, yeah. but i spent -- when we moved back to michigan '86, i've been in new york for ten years. kathleen and i went back to live in michigan and i started doing supporting roles. when you're supporting actor in a movie with, say, oh, i don't know, meryl streep and it's a two shot on a couch like this who we are going to use the tape where she is >> stephen: she's going to get more takes praise be to god, yeah. you've got to hit it on one because if she hits it on one, we're done. we were doing a scene. mike nichols was the director of movie called "heartburn." two shot. i am like, i'm hitting it. everything i've ever learned is coming just to be in the same scene with her.

she's not happy. she's not getting it. mike, i don't know what it is. i am like, you can see it, it's comingdown. there having me. she goes, mike. i know what it is. i'm saying that i have to leave and then i stand up like i'm going to lead. lets you shoot it. now we are shooting. now she turns into meryl streep. instead of just fastballs, now it's fastball, curve, slider, knuckle curve, change up. boom, boom, boom. everything. cut. mike goes to malir in the wrong location. takes her and walks when ghost "nice, jeff." just keeps walking. >> stepen: you worked with, as you said, meryl streep. clint eastwood, george clooney. you've also worked with a lot of beasts, okay? geese in "fly away home."

a horse, a dalmatian, spiders in "arachnophobia." a rat and because of "winn-dixie." wc fields adult org children or what's your judgment? >> jeff: he was a brilliant man. i would work with both. >> stephen: i assume those weren't real spiders. >> jeff: they are all nightmares. have to spiders were fake. >> stephen: half of them were real? look at this photo. half of these spiders are real? >> jeff: that seem like there, that scene. the brown plaid shirt and they would take a spider on a little fishing line and toss at new land on my shirt and i would go "oh, spider." cut. they couldn't see it. they said "jeff, could we, on your face, can we just toss --" i'm going okay, okay, okay.

we did one take. boom. hold, hold. get it off, go. i did it. the worst one was the worst. >> stephen: this horse? >> jeff: that was in "godless." that horse's name is apollo. apollo was jeff bridges course on "true grit." so no i am -- >> stephen: you are the second jeff. >> jeff: that was very apparent early on. there was some judgment being made. it's true. it was always -- why are we going over here? why are we going? >> stephen: are you a confident rider? >> jeff: i spent the whole summer learning. i could do it. >> stephen: the sound effects or riding the horse? how is that? >> jeff: i ruined some takes. jeff, you don't need to do the sound of the horse. okay. but apollo was sick of me and by

the end of it, i literally had to get on him. we were shooting in new mexico. i was bareback on him here he stood up. i'm up on him. he sees colorado. off we go. i have wranglers coming there to do nothing else except save my life. they come swooping in. i'm going, i'm not waiting for you. [bleep] vat. jumped off, landed, broke my wrist. i'm taking it personally. >> stephen: in the ambulance? >> jeff: that was apollo saying "i like jeff bridges more than i like you." which i say "have fun at the glue factory." [audience reacts] oh. >> stephen: remember how i said everybody likes jeff daniels? >> jeff: i made that turn.

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. look. we are back with the star of "a man in full." you know him as jeff daniels. now you're starting this netflix

series, "a man in full." this is based on the tom wolfe novel. >> jeff: tom wolfe's novel. david e kelley rode the episode. regina king is directing along with tommy salami. the thing is, on "a man in full," you thought in the clip, i am coming in big. i tell you what. ate nothing going to be. i am big. that's not what they teach you in star school. in star school, they say less is more. just think, as you're looking off to the rocky mountains and we will put the music on it. this is not bad. we are out there. i would finish takes. "and cut." i would go to the camera operator, i would go, did i break the lands? tell me i didn't break the lens. i kept waiting for regina king, who's got an oscar, to come around the corner and say

"really good. just brilliant. try one less." never happen. so i'm out there. i have bill kempen i say they better go with me. don't leave me out on a limb. it makes the movie so much fun, it's fun to watch. >> stephen: wealth and fame correct your character. what's your character's name? >> jeff: charlie croker. >> stephen: there's wealth and fame in hollywood which you've distance yourself, living in chelsea, michigan. with her moments when you saw how that could do it to you too? >> jeff: yeah. yeah. it's everything they say it is. it's intoxicating. i think honestly you see it with the marjorie taylor greenes and the matt gaetzs, they are intoxicated with their own stardom and fame. that's what hollywood dealt with. that was your currency, how big

can you make yourself? i'm doing "terms of endearment. i'm 28. i have been added for about seven years off-broadway and then i get this huge break. i am there with jack and shirley and deborah and john lithgow, great, jim brooks. the oscars come. not nominated. everybody else in the thing is nominated. everybody else. there is a friend of mine said, even the guy who combed her hair got nominated. >> stephen: sure. >> jeff: but it was great because -- >> stephen: great not being nominated? >> jeff: at 28, yeah. it would have been a lot. i remember watching it in new york in our little apartment. you know, but it was okay. it was okay. i get back to work. earn it. go change that.

i still haven't been nominated but that's okay. >> stephen: you've never been nominated for oscar? >> jeff: no. i was asked to present once. >> stephen: did you? no, of course not. they've got to earn. "a man in full" premieres thursday on netflix. jeff daniels, everybody. we'll be right back with star of "hacks," hannah einbinder. marshalls buyers have a very particular set of skills. ♪♪ they can hunt down the latest trends. double denim is back. so chic. ♪♪ and take quality very, very seriously. ♪♪ ceramic. they're highly trained, deal making professionals. who travel far and wide to hustle the best of the best for you. we get the deals, you get the good stuff. marshalls. we all need fiber for our digestive health,

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[applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my next guest tonight is an actor and stand-up comedian you know from her starring role in "hacks." >> ava? ava? ava! >> sorry, sorry. i was chopping the blog because they were flying towards me and they get louder as they gather in power. what's up, you guys? >> hey, why don't you head to the back and will meet you in a second. it's over that way. [laughter] >> you could have told me you didn't want to come to the premier. >> i swear to god. i had to read like 500 pages of

[bleep] research on the coral reefs and it was so depressing i had to escape to an alternate reality. >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," hannah einbinder. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] you look fabulous, glamorous. over going to the opera later? >> hannah: i hope so. you're going to have to change. >> stephen: i am. i'm a little underdressed but i own my own tux lovely to see you again. how are you? >> hannah: i am well. >> stephen: good. i am kind of proud, i brag a little bit when i say, hannah einbinder's television debut was on my show because you came, we talked to jean smart about it last night.

>> hannah: i saw. i saw her woody woodpecker. >> stephen: very good. you did stand up and then you are a guest on the show. that's a lie, i just that was not your first television appearance, that in fact you had another. tell the people what you didn't tell me. >> hannah: uh, what happened was, is that well, basically i can, in 2018 the eagles beat the patriots for the super bowl. [cheers and applause] yeah, to people. awesome. my dad and i are big eagles fans. my dad is from philly and he brainwashed me. one clap. awesome. >> stephen: for brainwashing periods between brainwashed me very young so we are eagles fans and went to a philly sports bar in los angeles where -- >> stephen: there's a philly sports bar in los angeles for just philly fans? >> hannah: yeah. they are like "go, eagles, man." it's in santa monica.

we were there in the eagles won and we poured into the streets and unfortunately or fortunately, ktla 5 news was on the scene and they did in many ways capture us drunk in the streets. >> stephen: you and your dad might've had some liquid refreshments that evening. >> hannah: that's correct. >> stephen: we have a clip of your excitement. in this clip, you seem either on the edge of tears were completely engulfed in tears. what's going on?oing on? >> hannah: i am in the of some, some liquid sad, likely happy, whichever you feel. >> stephen: jim? >> this is a lot to deal with. [horns honking] >> philadelphia teams have had to deal with loss, with disappointment, with anguish, with pain for so many years. and i thank the good lord for

blessing us in blessing the eagles and for winning this game. >> all our families back in philly. uncle eddie. >> we did it. we didn't. >> see this jersey? you know i my name is on the back? because i'll never be traded. never! >> eagles. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: beautifully done. beautifully done. you had it. >> hannah: go, birds, baby. >> stephen: i know that you are two-time emmy nominee but i will always know you now as hannah einbinder, eagles fan. season three starts this week. >> hannah: that's right. >> stephen: congratulations on that.

my understanding, it's nice once you've been with the writers for a while they get really, really well. one of your actual hobbies has shown up in this seasons -- your character this season. what is it? >> hannah: i am into mycology. i'm a total amateur my ecologist. mycology, for those who don't know, the study mushrooms. i can like many americans, see one documentary and become

totally radicalized >> stephen: you saw a mushroom documentary. taken over by fungus? >> hannah: it's stoked what members of the community are calling mycophobia. we've got to be pro-mushroom, guys. >> stephen: you probably know about the mushrooms and michigan that are the size of several football fields and probably 30000 years old. >> hannah: i didn't but i'm super happy to hear it. >> stephen: check it out. i will send you some links. >> hannah: please do. also i need to clarify, i was vegan at one point. i no longer in the end. i've got to clarify that. [applause]

>> stephen: did you have to convert for a relationship or something? >> hannah: i think the pressure we put on corporations that do a lot of damage the environment and less on the individual. [applause] it super important to go vegan and i don't want peta to be mad at me but i do think it's more impactful for the 53 corporations destroying the planet to take charge on that. >> stephen: yeah there we can all change our light bulbs. maybe let's get rid of the coal plants first. >> hannah: literally. >> stephen: i just lost all my viewers in west virginia. >> hannah: sorry, y'all. >> stephen: hannah, thanks for being here. lovely to see you again. season three of "hacks" premieres thursday on max. hannah einbinder, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪

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>> stephen: hey, that's it for "the late show." tune in tomorrow when my guests will be carol burnett and phil keoghan. now stick around for "after midnight" with taylor tomlinson. good night!