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>> jimmy: two somethings >> "two apples, please." >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> so, i've been learning all that important stuff and so, then you get - [ light laughter ] you get from -- from duolingo, you get these very encouraging things like, "hey, yeah, you're on a hot streak. keep going keep working tomorrow. and i'm like okay. and then, i kind of stop for a a while, and i'm like "hey, you missed a day, but that doesn't matter we'll keep you hot streak going. and on the third day, they're like, "wow, we haven't seen you in a while what's going on? [ light laughter ] and then i finally got "these emails don't seem to be working. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you broke the machine. >> yeah, yeah. "we'll leave you alone." >> jimmy: you broke duolingo >> but i can go to the supermarket and say, "leche, por favor. >> jimmy: yes. >> or "dos manzanas. so i'm - >> jimmy: you can go to hot socks and get whatever you want >> yeah, hot socks [ laughter ] i'm set. i'm pretty set >> jimmy: you're set you know, i saw you recently at all these award shows. and congratulations o
>> jimmy: two somethings >> "two apples, please." >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> so, i've been learning all that important stuff and so, then you get - [ light laughter ] you get from -- from duolingo, you get these very encouraging things like, "hey, yeah, you're on a hot streak. keep going keep working tomorrow. and i'm like okay. and then, i kind of stop for a a while, and i'm like "hey, you missed a day, but that doesn't matter we'll keep you hot...
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it's me -- me versus jimmy kimmel >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs the battle of jimmys >> jimmy: "i'm just -- well i'm just saying." >> steve: "well, all i'm saying is me and jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's a great episode so check it out tomorrow at 10:00. set your dvr, set your tivos, get your tivo set up [ laughter ] >> steve: tebow. >> jimmy: gey your -- yeah, get your - >> steve: the tim tebows >> jimmy: yeah, get -- call tim tebow, tell him to watch whatever you want to do. get your betamax, your vcrs, go for it [ light laughter ] i -- i got this nice thing delivered in the mail. this is very -- it's a cookie cake >> steve: oh [ audience oohs >> jimmy: "jimmy's the sweetest." [ audience aws ] and that was very nice, yeah and it's from meghan trainor, who i love [ audience oohs so, she sent me this, and so i was just going to tell you the story quick. so, i brought it home and my wife goes, "who sent you this cookie cake? and i go, "meghan trainor. she goes, "that's so nice. she goes, "do you mind if i give some to the kids?" and i was just thinking of my life, "what if i
it's me -- me versus jimmy kimmel >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs the battle of jimmys >> jimmy: "i'm just -- well i'm just saying." >> steve: "well, all i'm saying is me and jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's a great episode so check it out tomorrow at 10:00. set your dvr, set your tivos, get your tivo set up [ laughter ] >> steve: tebow. >> jimmy: gey your -- yeah, get your - >> steve: the tim tebows >> jimmy: yeah, get -- call...
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this is the picture i took of - >> jimmy: me and - >> -- of jimmy and jimmy -- jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- about to go fishing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually went fishing together look at us we look like - >> and you are laughing because everything you have on is fishing gear that -- some of it you didn't even know existed - >> jimmy: no >> like the neck wrap. >> jimmy: no, i bought everything out of the giftshop and i was like, "yeah, i --" [ laughter ] -- "i'm ready to fish. i clearly had never been fishing before kimmel was like, "why do i -- hanging out with this guy? he's unbelievable. i want to ask you a question, by the way >> yes >> jimmy: did you ever think that - >> oh, boy >> jimmy: -- this guy here was -- was gonna be cnn's chief washington correspondent one day? >> that's me [ cheers and applause >> i was 18-years-old. my friend, daryl -- this is daryl's 18th birthday party. this is october 1987 >> jimmy: wow. >> october 1987. >> jimmy: and did you want to be a journalist? >> no, actually i wanted to be a cartoonist i wanted to be a car
this is the picture i took of - >> jimmy: me and - >> -- of jimmy and jimmy -- jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- about to go fishing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually went fishing together look at us we look like - >> and you are laughing because everything you have on is fishing gear that -- some of it you didn't even know existed - >> jimmy: no >> like the neck wrap. >> jimmy: no, i bought everything out of the...
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, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo >> questlove: i didn't know we were doing shoutouts can i do one >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >> questlove: let me get some shoutout music ♪ yeah hey, what's up it's your man quest-o. and i want to shoutout books more specifically my eighth book, "hip-hop is history. [ cheers ] so, basically, it's like - hey, thank you the thoughts in my head become words, and then those words become sentences, and then chapters and then next thing you know, it's like bam! book i love it. coming in time for summer reading. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, that's great summer reading, that's a great shoutout, quest. good man >> yo, yo. i got a shoutout, jimmy. >> jimmy: sure, kamal. go ahead >> yo, shoutout to raw almonds you naked little nut nuggets [ laughter ] you got no salt, no skin, and pretty much no flavor, which is why i like you plus, you sound like one word. rawlmond, rawlmond c'mon, everybody, say it >> together: rawlmond. rawlmond rawlmond >> jimmy: yeah >> see, jimmy. everybody loves rawlmond >> jimmy: oh, yeah, everybody loves rawlmond yeah, i get i
, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo >> questlove: i didn't know we were doing shoutouts can i do one >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >> questlove: let me get some shoutout music ♪ yeah hey, what's up it's your man quest-o. and i want to shoutout books more specifically my eighth book, "hip-hop is history. [ cheers ] so, basically, it's like - hey, thank you the thoughts in my head become words, and then those words become sentences, and then chapters and then next thing...
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jimmy: whoo. that's a spicy patio table. >> steve: yeah, i don't have a a lover, but maybe if i get this -- [ laughter ] whoo. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by sal dayno in london. it's an article he spotted about mcdonald's. [ light laughter ] mcdonald's -- well -- >> steve: mcdonald's, bruv. >> jimmy: mcdonald's, yeah, it was running a little controversy. [ laughter ] but mcdonald's was running into some trouble over in england. and i guess you can see why. it says it's going to remove a a mccrispy sign. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: yeah, after it was placed next to a crematorium. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on. come on. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's a mistake. >> steve: that's where you draw the line. that guy got burned. >> jimmy: tasted like grandma used to make. >> steve: yeah, mm. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: used to make. tastes like grandma used to make. [ laughter ] >> steve: it doesn't taste like grandma, yeah. >> jimmy: can you imagine that? that's great. >> steve: how much is tha
jimmy: whoo. that's a spicy patio table. >> steve: yeah, i don't have a a lover, but maybe if i get this -- [ laughter ] whoo. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by sal dayno in london. it's an article he spotted about mcdonald's. [ light laughter ] mcdonald's -- well -- >> steve: mcdonald's, bruv. >> jimmy: mcdonald's, yeah, it was running a little controversy. [ laughter ] but mcdonald's was running into some trouble over in england. and i guess you can see why. it...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are -- please, i appreciate that. welcome to hollywood, where things are already getting back to be a normal after oscar sunday. the dolby theater, where the oscars are held, is right across the street from us. that's why they keep asking me to host the show. they don't have to pay for car to bring me over there. [ laughter ] i just walk. there's a big billboard on the corner, you've probably seen this driving in. >> guillermo: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: of me. it must be 80 feet tall. and i will say -- these guys wasted no time swapping that out. yesterday morning -- [ laughter ] i was already taken down and replaced by "dune 2." they didn't even offer me the billboard. they're made out of some -- you know how great that would have looked, completely covering matt damon's house? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the message is, it's over. it was fun while it lasted, i guess. not for you. the oscar magic continu
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. >> jimmy: really >> i hate secrets, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em >> jimmy: i've never seen this these are for the olympics and the paralympics right here wow. [ cheers and applause >> it is heavy is it heavy? >> jimmy: yeah, you can do it. yeah, you want to hold it? >> oh, wow >> jimmy: they're actually really heavy >> that's really heavy >> they're really heavy. they're the only ones that are in the u.s. as of right now. and the coolest part of those -- >> jimmy: yeah >> each one has a little piece of the eiffel tower in it. so if you win a medal, not only do you get your gold, silver, or bronze, you get a piece of the eiffel tower to take with you for life >> jimmy: are you kidding me >> i didn't know that! [ cheers and applause that's so cool >> jimmy: this is amazing. i'm so happy you brough
. >> jimmy: really >> i hate secrets, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em >> jimmy: i've never seen this these are for the olympics...
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>> jimmy: uh - hey -- >> hey >> jimmy: ay-ya! ya >> times tie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i mean, can i -- shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> chugga -- chugga train. >> jimmy: shake it [ laughter ] >> chain chain. >> jimmy: shake -- >> chain cheese >> jimmy: no -- "cheese" [ light laughter ] "shake it like a polaroid picture. >> camera. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: camera, camera >> weird long camera [ laughter ] camera through it what's happening to the camera [ laughter ] through. hot. polaroid "shake it like a polaroid picture" [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "hey ya! >> what are -- this music's distracting me >> jimmy: no hey -- hey - >> i -- hi >> jimmy: hey. >> "hey ya!" >> jimmy: yeah >> "hey ya!" [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's good, yes [ cheers and applause ♪ i was trying to do space work. ♪ space work of a polaroid picture. sorry, it's disgusting i didn't mean to be disgusting >> it looked like an elephant tusk or something. >> jimmy: no, i'm so
>> jimmy: uh - hey -- >> hey >> jimmy: ay-ya! ya >> times tie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i mean, can i -- shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> chugga -- chugga train. >> jimmy: shake it [ laughter ] >> chain chain. >> jimmy: shake -- >> chain cheese >> jimmy: no -- "cheese" [ light laughter ] "shake it like a polaroid picture. >> camera. [...
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." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're like, "no." >> jimmy: no, you didn't do it. you did it perfectly. >> yeah, it's a fine line. it's a -- it's a tough one to do, but i -- i did it. >> jimmy: and georgia -- >> i tried my best. hopefully it works for you guys if you watch it. please -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i will. >> -- let me know if it's terrible or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and georgia -- georgia approved. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: georgia approves. i got to meet her and her husband, rob. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're great people. >> incredible. >> jimmy: but, man, you just knocked it out of the park with this one. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's logan lerman in "we were the lucky ones." take a look. ♪ >> such a short trip, addy. >> i know, but work is busy. ♪ >> but your music is going so well. ♪ >> eh, one song on the radio does not an income make. >> it's a good song. ♪ >> wasn't it you who encouraged me to get my engineering degree? have a real job? ♪ >> you think you're so clever, using my words
." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're like, "no." >> jimmy: no, you didn't do it. you did it perfectly. >> yeah, it's a fine line. it's a -- it's a tough one to do, but i -- i did it. >> jimmy: and georgia -- >> i tried my best. hopefully it works for you guys if you watch it. please -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i will. >> -- let me know if it's terrible or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and georgia -- georgia approved. >> oh,...
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jimmy: like long? >> like a lot, a lot of hair, a lot of facial hair. >> jimmy: oh. oh, i do have a picture of you -- i don't know if this is -- probably not college. i mean, i'm actually -- it's kind of hard to believe this is you. this is a character you were playing? or this is -- >> no, that was me, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was a comp picture. >> jimmy: now, this is -- to see you at the bottom, "eugene levy still waiting for the big break." [ laughter ] >> yep. and a little side note to myself, "change photographers." >> jimmy: yeah, wow, yeah. there you are. were you disappointed when that was the caption, "still waiting for the big break," in the local newspaper? >> it sounded like it was something that put the crowd on your side. >> jimmy: it's very canadian. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> just go under. you know, humble is the way to go. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> still waiting for the big break. i still say that. [ laughter ] even after the star.
jimmy: like long? >> like a lot, a lot of hair, a lot of facial hair. >> jimmy: oh. oh, i do have a picture of you -- i don't know if this is -- probably not college. i mean, i'm actually -- it's kind of hard to believe this is you. this is a character you were playing? or this is -- >> no, that was me, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was a comp picture. >> jimmy: now, this is -- to see you at the bottom, "eugene levy still waiting for the big...
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no >> jimmy: no >> more cowbell. >> jimmy: you got to have more cowbell. >> you know. >> jimmy: respect for bringing the cowbell back into the game >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy lenny kravitz. [ cheers and applause when we come back, lenny's performing "human" off his new album "blue electric light." stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ (♪♪) some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. not one based on paul. you don't want to ride with paul. or sarah, not today anyway. and you don't want a rate based on ben, he's got some important business to take care of. why would you pay a rate based on anyone else? with allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you. (vo) welcome to lobsterfest. is your party ready? ready to attack this new lobster & shrimp stack? with allstate, you're connected to a rate ready for your lobster lover's dream to come true? they're two of ten lobster creations, only at lobsterfest. plus, cheddar bays for days. but lobsterfest won't last, so hurry in. dry skin is sensitive skin, too.
no >> jimmy: no >> more cowbell. >> jimmy: you got to have more cowbell. >> you know. >> jimmy: respect for bringing the cowbell back into the game >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy lenny kravitz. [ cheers and applause when we come back, lenny's performing "human" off his new album "blue electric light." stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ (♪♪) some people just know that the best rate for you is a...
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. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's great. >> jimmy: we might as well just believe it's true. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's going to argue? >> i believe a lot of things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you believe weird stuff? >> yeah. no -- yeah. i'm not a -- not a conspiracy -- >> jimmy: you're very levelheaded. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i have to say, looking at you the other night at the oscars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: watching you in the audience. arnold schwarzenegger, danny devito say they spotted batman. i think we have a clip of this here. they spot batman. [ laughter ] that's a menacing look. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a very friendly person, and yet -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a special -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a little bit of a glint of evil in yourize even, maybe. >> yeah. you know what? "you'll be back when i tell you to come back." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you have to -- you have to take a look at the face. whenever that happens you just kind of -- [ laughter ] you just drop into that face. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> danny's the o
. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's great. >> jimmy: we might as well just believe it's true. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's going to argue? >> i believe a lot of things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you believe weird stuff? >> yeah. no -- yeah. i'm not a -- not a conspiracy -- >> jimmy: you're very levelheaded. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i have to say, looking at you the other night at the oscars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: watching you in the...
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"daddy." >> jimmy: yeah >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool >> that's it, yeah >> jimmy: and that's -- he's into you -- obi-wan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's really into grogu, who doesn't appear in either of our series [ laughter ] >> yeah, so thanks a lot >> jimmy: you're going to have to talk to the kid about this. >> he loves that, yeah >> it's his favorite >> he met -- he met the real grogu. >> he did, yeah. on -- on my set, ewan came to visit me at work and - >> jimmy: did he love -- i mean baby yoda is the cutest thing i've ever seen in my life. >> there was a big buildup up to it, 'cause he's got stuffed -- like several grogu stuffed animals that he loves. i mean, since he was born to now, he loves them he wants to take 'em everywhere >> jimmy: of course. >> so we were like, "laurie, you're going to meet the real grogu. the real grogu." and he was like a year and a a half at this point and the whole -- the team, like the -- everybody was there to make this happen to like, bring grogu to life in front of him >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> it went really badly.
"daddy." >> jimmy: yeah >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool >> that's it, yeah >> jimmy: and that's -- he's into you -- obi-wan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's really into grogu, who doesn't appear in either of our series [ laughter ] >> yeah, so thanks a lot >> jimmy: you're going to have to talk to the kid about this. >> he loves that, yeah >> it's his favorite >> he met -- he met the...
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>> this is the greatest. >> jimmy: what are you saying. >> i've got something to say, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> this is the greatest hour and a half of my life! >> jimmy: no, that's - [ cheers and applause get out of here. no, it's not hour and a half? i -- i don't think that guy knows how time works but it's - [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of pittsburgh penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be given away at tonight's game [ light laughter ] i don't know who's more disappointed though. the fans, or the guy who stole the giant box that was full of bobbleheads. it's like, "supposed to be xboxes!" right now, the number one suspect is a guy going, "i didn't do anything." [ laughter and applause and finally, guys, a lot is happening in the news right now. and sometimes i find the best way to explain the news is with music. i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "news radio. ♪ news radio. news radio news radio hey ♪ >> jimmy: first up, the house passed a bill to ban tiktok in the united states. so, now influencers are lookin
>> this is the greatest. >> jimmy: what are you saying. >> i've got something to say, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> this is the greatest hour and a half of my life! >> jimmy: no, that's - [ cheers and applause get out of here. no, it's not hour and a half? i -- i don't think that guy knows how time works but it's - [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of pittsburgh penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be...
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> jimmy: this is a very good color on you. >> thank you so much, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm pretty good. >> jimmy: i think the last time you were here was toward when the show started, when "abbott elementary" came on the air, ir finished yet. >> jimmy: wasn't even finished yet. has your life changed a lot since then? >> i mean -- >> it has? >> very much so. i moved to l.a. i got a car. i have two emmy nominations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> and i best back that up on national tv. things are happening, things are happening. >> jimmy: do you get recognized a lot now, i assume. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you comfortable with that? target used to be my safe space, but it's not anymore. [ laughter ] yeah, it's not that i don't get -- it's not that i'm not happy about it, but i'm not walking around looking like this, you know? >> jimmy: right, exactly. you have to present a certain look. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes. so do you not go out? do you hide that? >> i go out in disguise, it never works. apparently i have a distinctive voice and laugh. i've tried the g
> jimmy: this is a very good color on you. >> thank you so much, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm pretty good. >> jimmy: i think the last time you were here was toward when the show started, when "abbott elementary" came on the air, ir finished yet. >> jimmy: wasn't even finished yet. has your life changed a lot since then? >> i mean -- >> it has? >> very much so. i moved to l.a. i got a car. i have two emmy nominations. [...
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no, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. >> it wasn't that. i'm trying to keep it -- you know. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's my first time smoking weed, you know. i asked what it was, that's what she told me, and boom, here we. >> reporter: she said, this is called the chronic? >> that's it. >> jimmy: snoop, i've heard you say you came up with "the chronic"? >> let me tell you my story. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. were you in the back seat? [ laughter ] >> no, no, no, no. my and my homies was in long beach. it was a white guy that used to come through the apartments and bring us bud. and he had hydroponic. but we smoked it. and started saying "hydrochronic." and flipped it. that's when we started saying, "oh, this weed is bomb, it's the chronic." and dre's album was so was only right to call it "the kro chronic." it was the bombest 9 on the street. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. >> which story do you believe? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm going to say any story -- >> right. >> jimmy: any story that involves smoking weed is questionable
no, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. >> it wasn't that. i'm trying to keep it -- you know. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's my first time smoking weed, you know. i asked what it was, that's what she told me, and boom, here we. >> reporter: she said, this is called the chronic? >> that's it. >> jimmy: snoop, i've heard you say you came up with "the chronic"? >> let me tell you my story. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. were you in the back seat? [...
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> jimmy: yes. we have to make it look easy, but we're -- we're like, you know, got a thousand things going on around you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, i get that. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, how do we look relaxed -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- when we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yeah, okay so, look relaxed >> so, let's do that let's just figure that one out so come here >> jimmy: okay >> let's try ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so, i'm on the red carpet >> so, okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: hands in the pocket. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: jacket, jacket buttoned >> yeah, it's good >> jimmy: and relaxed. >> easy, little -- little -- a a little -- little leg out little leg out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, this -- if i walk down the red carpet -- >> but alway -- always know your lights, always know where that light's coming from, and make sure that your face looks right in good angle to the light. yeah i think your angle - yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: pretty good? not bad?
> jimmy: yes. we have to make it look easy, but we're -- we're like, you know, got a thousand things going on around you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, i get that. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, how do we look relaxed -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- when we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yeah, okay so, look relaxed >> so, let's do that let's just figure that one out so come here >> jimmy: okay >> let's try ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so,...
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well. >> jimmy: and the kid's name is jimmy? >> yes. >> jimmy: i remember that party. [ laughter ] >> you remember? >> jimmy: my dad didn't pay you, and i cried at that party. >> revenge. >> it was you? >> jimmy: yeah, that was me. he took my cake. i don't know. i think if he did do it, i think it's funny. i think it's great. [ laughter ] >> i actually think he could have done it. >> jimmy: you do, right? >> i say he's telling the truth. >> jimmy: all right, i'll go with you. >> and you guys think so too, right? [ audience agrees ] >> jimmy: you're telling the truth. [ audience shouting ] >> oh, they're all saying no. >> i think okay, so i thought you were saying the truth. but now we're going to say it's lie. >> jimmy: you lie. >> that is the absolute truth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you stole a kid's birthday cake? you took a kid's birthday cake? >> i took his cake, because you don't understand. i worked hard. i worked for this company. i dressed up as power rangers. i dressed up as furry animals. i showed up in my
well. >> jimmy: and the kid's name is jimmy? >> yes. >> jimmy: i remember that party. [ laughter ] >> you remember? >> jimmy: my dad didn't pay you, and i cried at that party. >> revenge. >> it was you? >> jimmy: yeah, that was me. he took my cake. i don't know. i think if he did do it, i think it's funny. i think it's great. [ laughter ] >> i actually think he could have done it. >> jimmy: you do, right? >> i say he's telling...
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here we go roblox >> ew. >> jimmy: adidas gazelles. >> ew. >> jimmy: stanley tumblers >> eww >> jimmy: i know i prefer nalgene "euphoria. >> ew, my mom won't let me watch and stuff. >> jimmy: me neither benedict cumberbatch >> oh, my god, cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really >> cute -- yeah. like, he's such a good actor like, have you seen "the wonderful story of henry sugar" directed by wes anderson and stuff? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "the wonderful story of henry sugar?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: directed by wes anderson [ laughter ] nah, never heard of that no finally, "dune: part two." [ cheers and applause >> more like "dune: part ew. >> jimmy: ew, i can't wait to see it i want to have timothee chalamet for a sleepover. [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "ew! my thanks to gabby for joining me today tune in next week on "ew!" [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i guess i can kind of see it i can see it stick around, we'll be right back with dave bautista! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> the last time we had a reunion, ty burrell wasn't able to come and so, we pos
here we go roblox >> ew. >> jimmy: adidas gazelles. >> ew. >> jimmy: stanley tumblers >> eww >> jimmy: i know i prefer nalgene "euphoria. >> ew, my mom won't let me watch and stuff. >> jimmy: me neither benedict cumberbatch >> oh, my god, cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really >> cute -- yeah. like, he's such a good actor like, have you seen "the wonderful story of henry sugar" directed by wes anderson and...
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>> jimmy: both. >> acousticky. >> jimmy: a bit of an echo in the room. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: nice to see you, too. i saw you from across the stadium at the super bowl. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: i think this video went viral, as a matter of fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. >> that's what you do. i didn't know they were going to come upon me, as that seems. and i was just thrilled to be there. i was eating it up. >> jimmy: i think you got the biggest ovation, outside of the players, on the field of anybody in the whole game. i really do. >> i can't imagine that. >> jimmy: just by comparison, i would like to show you what happened when i was on the video. yeah. they didn't even notice that i was there. [ laughter ] it was just kelly clarkson. they didn't even notice carrot top was sitting next to me. [ laughter ] >> that's a mistake. did you know, for instance, i'm curious, did you know they were going to come upon you? >> jimmy: no, i had no idea. >> so what happens? when you see it on the jumbotron, what's going on? >> jimmy: my first inclination is t
>> jimmy: both. >> acousticky. >> jimmy: a bit of an echo in the room. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: nice to see you, too. i saw you from across the stadium at the super bowl. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: i think this video went viral, as a matter of fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. >> that's what you do. i didn't know they were going to come upon me, as that seems. and i was just thrilled to be there. i was eating it...
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. >> jimmy: hey. it's good to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you too. did you see william shatner backstage? [ laughter ] i don't know, it occurred to us that it was a "miss congeniality 2" reunion show tonight. >> i didn't see bill backstage. but i cannot wait to see him. >> jimmy: do you remember -- did you have scenes with him? >> we had a scene together. but we didn't really get a lot of interaction in front of the camera together. but any time you're with william shatner, whether you're in the van or you are standing in between takes, it is fun, lively. he has a joke, he has an anecd anecdote, he has a something. he's great. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. we found something interesting, really interesting. i wonder if this is something you remember you still have. it's a newspaper article from your local "thousand oaks star" in thousand oaks, california, wishing you a happy 17th birthday. "if birthday wishes could come true, this 227 star would be on a trip around the world right now. her first stop, europe. "i'd like to go over there and check out
. >> jimmy: hey. it's good to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you too. did you see william shatner backstage? [ laughter ] i don't know, it occurred to us that it was a "miss congeniality 2" reunion show tonight. >> i didn't see bill backstage. but i cannot wait to see him. >> jimmy: do you remember -- did you have scenes with him? >> we had a scene together. but we didn't really get a lot of interaction in front of the camera together. but any time...
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jimmy kimmel is next >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon moss-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or "odie" as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the united states to land on the moon since 1972. which is a big deal. this is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. nasa posted this today -- "your order was delivered -- to the moon!" [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazon-garbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations, everybody. meanwhile,
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like yes. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, you were listening your whole life. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. alicia, did you know that she was the one? >> absolutely. we all knew that she was the one. you know, it's -- it's a long journey. it takes a very special person. you have to be able to be a a killer dancer, killer singer, killer vocalist, killer actor. >> jimmy: yes. and she's so phenomenal. >> jimmy: and funny. >> and you have to have that new york energy. 'cause you can't -- it can't be a new york story, you know. [ cheers and applause ] so, she really captures all of it, and she's captivating. she really takes you and you're with her. >> jimmy: yeah, you can't take your eyes off you when you come out on the stage. i'm like, this girl is phenomenal. >> did you just say i'm funny? >> jimmy: yes, you are funny. you are really funny. you are really -- when you go into the songs, when i was there, you go some of these songs are just like anthems. >> yes. >> jimmy: and everyone just starts singing it. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: what's that like? do you go like, "oh yeah. of course, t
like yes. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, you were listening your whole life. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. alicia, did you know that she was the one? >> absolutely. we all knew that she was the one. you know, it's -- it's a long journey. it takes a very special person. you have to be able to be a a killer dancer, killer singer, killer vocalist, killer actor. >> jimmy: yes. and she's so phenomenal. >> jimmy: and funny. >> and you have...
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>> jimmy: yeah >> number one. >> but jimmy was so sweet. you sent me a text and were so encouraging. hoda had her two pom-poms high in the air she's the reason there's a a book, 'cause she - i was like, "i dunno, i can -- you know, i'd, like, come moping in. she's like, "you're doing it send me another essay! let me read it!" >> "no, you're doing it. >> jimmy: said, "you're doing it." >> by the way, you're -- i said she's doing it, because it's a a book that no matter what your belief system happens to be, it's for you that's what -- that's what this book is doing. that's why it's crossing over into so many different places. it's unique. it's different it's in her voice. it's full of wisdom and laugh -- like, i was reading it laughing and giggling, and also jotting down notes, thinking "wow, i had never thought of that before." >> jimmy: it's well done >> it's a good one, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's well done both of you guys, congratulations on everything you do >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and i love having you as guests, as wel
>> jimmy: yeah >> number one. >> but jimmy was so sweet. you sent me a text and were so encouraging. hoda had her two pom-poms high in the air she's the reason there's a a book, 'cause she - i was like, "i dunno, i can -- you know, i'd, like, come moping in. she's like, "you're doing it send me another essay! let me read it!" >> "no, you're doing it. >> jimmy: said, "you're doing it." >> by the way, you're -- i said she's doing...
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on jimmy kimmel, michael keaton, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- michael keaton. ramy youssef. and music from briston maroney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. thank you for being here for it. i'm for it, you're here for it, we're all here for it both literally and figuratively. and i'm glad we're all here having fun, but there is a disaster looming a potentially earth-shattering event that could have a devastating impact on tens of millions of americans, especially young americans. and i'm not talking about climate change, or ai, or diarrhea on planes. [ laughter ] the house of representatives today, with an overwhelming majority, passed a bill that would ban tiktok in the united states unless the chinese company that owns tiktok agrees to sell it. only 50 democrats and 15 republicans voted no. 352 voted yes, which almost never happens anymore. who woul
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our home-quarters here in hollywood on the night after st. patrick's day. i almost forgot st. patrick's day was a holiday for adults. until i saw five thousand wildly drunken temporary irishmen in west hollywood last night. oh, yeah, right. did you do anything for st. patrick's day? >> guillermo: no, nothing. >> jimmy: usually you do. you used to. >> guillermo: now i just had a drink at my house. that's it. >> jimmy: okay, you got drunk at home. >> >> guillermo:. >> jimmy: on saturday night, right before bed, our 6-year-old informed us he expected two things when he woke up on st. patrick's day. he expected to see green water in the toilet bowl because apparently that's the color leprechauns pee. and he wanted some kind of easter bunny-style candy basket. and we were like, "no, that doesn't happen on st. patrick's day. you don't get candy on st. patrick's day. then we're tryi
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our home-quarters here in hollywood on the night after st. patrick's day. i almost forgot st. patrick's day was a holiday for adults. until i saw five thousand wildly drunken temporary irishmen in west hollywood last night. oh, yeah, right. did you do anything for st. patrick's day?...
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>> that's right. >> jimmy: i'm from las vegas. >> i know. >> jimmy: that interests me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it -- >> you love las vegas? >> jimmy: sure, of course. you don't? >> i -- it's fine. it's a fine place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one thinks it's fine. >> now that they got the sphere, i really like it. [ laughter ] been in that sphere yet? a few people. >> jimmy: have you been in the sphere? >> i haven't been in there yet. i'm going to go see phish in the sphere. this might be the last time you see me. >> jimmy: you might not come out of that. elliot, you're going to love phish. >> i make her go to everything. "just smoke this, it's fun, it makes it fun." >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. the special is "rory scovel: religion, sex, and a few things in between." you can see it on max now. rory scovel, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, rory. we'll be right back. >> jimmy: thanks to cillian murphy, emily blunt, robert downey jr., and this gentleman, rory scovel. i hope christopher nolan gets another look at you. >> i do, too. >> jimmy: you can see his special on ma
>> that's right. >> jimmy: i'm from las vegas. >> i know. >> jimmy: that interests me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it -- >> you love las vegas? >> jimmy: sure, of course. you don't? >> i -- it's fine. it's a fine place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one thinks it's fine. >> now that they got the sphere, i really like it. [ laughter ] been in that sphere yet? a few people. >> jimmy: have you been in the sphere? >> i haven't been...
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. >> jimmy: you and -- oh, my god. >> and wiig. >> jimmy: and kristen wiig. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: you crushed it. >> thank's bud. >> jimmy: the abba thing was just off the rail. >> that was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that was off the rails. >> it's so much fun to go back there, and not work there anymore. [ laughter ] like -- like, it's like -- it's like when you go home -- it's like coming home from college and like, staying at your parents' house, and they're like, "you can stay in the guest room and get the good soap." [ laughter ] like i feel like -- >> jimmy: you're like, "wow. this is --" >> it's nice to be a guest, 'cause it's -- it's our home. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. >> you know, i love it there. >> jimmy: what do you remember about when -- when we were there? >> oh, man, you and i goofed around a lot. i feel like -- i feel like every time you came in my office we would play a a new game and we would always goof around. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was that there was the game where you would come in really angry, and then you'd sit in the chair and you'd fall, every time. >> jimmy:
. >> jimmy: you and -- oh, my god. >> and wiig. >> jimmy: and kristen wiig. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: you crushed it. >> thank's bud. >> jimmy: the abba thing was just off the rail. >> that was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that was off the rails. >> it's so much fun to go back there, and not work there anymore. [ laughter ] like -- like, it's like -- it's like when you go home -- it's like coming home from college and like, staying at your...
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>> yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: why? >> stedman loves octopus. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> okay? >> jimmy: he eats it that much, huh? >> like for breakfast almost every day. that is a strange thing, isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> let me just tell you, when you open that refrigerator and there's that octopus just sitting there -- >> jimmy: every time. >> every time. it's a gross-out thing, yeah. because it's got all the tentacles and the head and the little thing -- it's -- yeah, it's -- it's real. >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty -- >> and every morning when he's eating it, "i believe you're the only person who's having this for breakfast right now." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what it is, it's not just octopus, it's octopus and okra. >> jimmy: as a combo? >> as a combo. >> jimmy: he loves things that start with "o." [ laughter and applause ] that's what it is, right? >> that's so good. that's so good. that was quick. >> jimmy: well, you know. [ laughter ] you are going, after this show, you are receiving an honor -- >> at the vang
>> yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: why? >> stedman loves octopus. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> okay? >> jimmy: he eats it that much, huh? >> like for breakfast almost every day. that is a strange thing, isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> let me just tell you, when you open that refrigerator and there's that octopus just sitting there -- >> jimmy: every time. >> every time. it's a gross-out thing, yeah. because it's got...
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>> jimmy: yeah, why not? ariana debose obviously did the -- said that you did the thing. did you talk to her since she did that >> actually, i -- the first time i slid into someone's dm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, did you really >> i did, to tell her thank you. i think it was a wonderful compliment - >> jimmy: we love her. >> -- so i appreciated it. >> jimmy: she's the best congratulations, by the way. you just received an honorary oscar. >> i did [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i thought you had it >> no, i didn't have one >> jimmy: here's you with your oscar. come on now. >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well deserved. >> thank you >> jimmy: well deserved. what -- what did it feel like? what did it feel like? >> oh, it was just glorious. absolutely wonderful room full of love. and, you know, highest honor in our profession, so - >> jimmy: it is. >> i love having one >> jimmy: you definitely deserve it, absolutely, yeah >> thank you >> jimmy: i mean, does it -- does it feel cool holding it i mean,
>> jimmy: yeah, why not? ariana debose obviously did the -- said that you did the thing. did you talk to her since she did that >> actually, i -- the first time i slid into someone's dm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, did you really >> i did, to tell her thank you. i think it was a wonderful compliment - >> jimmy: we love her. >> -- so i appreciated it. >> jimmy: she's the best congratulations, by the way. you just received an honorary oscar. >> i did...
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. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then, no help whatsoever, huh? and yet, somehow, you got past that and bonded? >> yeah. absolutely, on the first film. >> forgiven. >> i've been forgiven. there was a certain amount of therapy. now, we're here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. and, austin and florence, did you meet -- i'm not trying to pair you up as if you're couples or something. did you meet on the second movie? or had you met before? >> me and austin? >> jimmy: yeah. >> never met before. we met in budapest. and at dinner -- >> that was the first time. >> was it not? or was it -- i don't know. how do we don't know? >> we went and got nutella and crepes. >> that's true. and we were on the floor and everybody kept on recognizing us. what is going on? we sat in the courtyard on the floor and "elvis" had just come out. everyone kept complimenting his performance. should we move from the middle of the square? that's how we met. >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe you guys don't even like each other, i really don't know. it seems that, and from what
. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then, no help whatsoever, huh? and yet, somehow, you got past that and bonded? >> yeah. absolutely, on the first film. >> forgiven. >> i've been forgiven. there was a certain amount of therapy. now, we're here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. and, austin and florence, did you meet -- i'm not trying to pair you up as if you're couples or something. did you meet on...
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. >> i love you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is a big day for you. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because not only are you here, not only is "appropriate" at the belasco theatre but, of course, beyonce just released her new album, "cowboy carter." >> i mean, for me -- >> jimmy: this is a big deal for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> for me it's an enormous deal. >> jimmy: it's a great record. >> i was up like right until the album dropped. >> jimmy: yeah, it's so fun. >> i was just, like, sleeping with one eye open waiting for it to happen. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it happened. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i've just been, like, all day. >> jimmy: every day. "blackbird," "jolene." >> "blackbird," "jolene." but the -- the duet. >> jimmy: "two most wanted." >> "two most wanted" >> jimmy: oh, don't even talk about it. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: i have a photo of you and beyonce. >> oh, yeah, we're best friends. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] now, my question is does she know that you're in this photo? [ laughter ] >> how dare you, jimmy. how very dare you. >> jimmy: did she know that you were there. >> i t
. >> i love you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is a big day for you. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because not only are you here, not only is "appropriate" at the belasco theatre but, of course, beyonce just released her new album, "cowboy carter." >> i mean, for me -- >> jimmy: this is a big deal for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> for me it's an enormous deal. >> jimmy: it's a great record. >> i was up like right until the album...
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. >> jimmy: it is? >> justin: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. well, any way, thank you. i can take it from here. >> justin: are you sure? i had a whole monologue planned. i was going to do a presidential debate rap battle where i play trump and biden. "you're a loser." "come on man!" >> jimmy: that sounds really good. you want to do the rest of that? >> justin: actually, that's all i had. >> jimmy: oh. >> justin: but, i was going to do it for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. you know you've always, always since the beginning, you've always been my favorite justin. >> justin: oh, thank you. and since the beginning, you've always been my second favorite jimmy. >> jus >> jimmy: good job. >> justin: i'm going to see you later? >> justin: guillermo, let's go. >> jimmy: guillermo, you stay here with me. you don't go. i have to bring sexy back, you understand, right? [ cheering ] we'll see justin later. hi, everybody. thank you. [ cheering ] we have fun, right? what night is tonight? monday? what night were the oscars? was that last night? i'm a little bit of a daze. somebod
. >> jimmy: it is? >> justin: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. well, any way, thank you. i can take it from here. >> justin: are you sure? i had a whole monologue planned. i was going to do a presidential debate rap battle where i play trump and biden. "you're a loser." "come on man!" >> jimmy: that sounds really good. you want to do the rest of that? >> justin: actually, that's all i had. >> jimmy: oh. >> justin: but, i was going to...
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thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes, congratulations. there's a lot of pressure on valentine's day for men and women. so we went down to the farmer's market here in l.a. this morning to conduct a poll. here's what we asked -- >> what are your names? >> janesha. >> d.j. >> where are you from? >> cleveland, ohio. >> wonderful. did you guys do it last night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now we have to guess all together. do we think they did it last night? what do you think? yes or no? all yeses? let's find out. >> man. no. >> no. >> no, no, we was drunk. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not quite drunk enough, i guess. all right. let's meet another couple. >> hi, guys, what are your names? >> i'm wendy. >> i'm jin. >> where are you from? >> malaysia. >> let me ask you, did you do it last night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what about this couple from malaysia? did they do it? do they know the term "do it" in malaysia? i don't know. audience? you say? we are mixed. let's find out. >> what do you mean, do it last night? >> do it, like -- let me show you.
thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes, congratulations. there's a lot of pressure on valentine's day for men and women. so we went down to the farmer's market here in l.a. this morning to conduct a poll. here's what we asked -- >> what are your names? >> janesha. >> d.j. >> where are you from? >> cleveland, ohio. >> wonderful. did you guys do it last night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now we have to guess all together. do we think they did it last night?...
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♪ >> jimmy: yeah, who wants to find ernie hudson? >> come on, we need -- >> jimmy: come on. we need some people. yeah, come just -- yeah, sure, come let's go get ernie hudson. >> ernie ♪ >> jimmy: oh, there, he is hey, ernie [ cheers and applause he's looking good. no, he's ready he's ready [ talking over each other people from the crowd got you. come on, yeah. we all got you yeah thanks guys. i appreciate that. thank you, guys. >> ladies and gentleman, ernie hudson ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, bud welcome. ♪ [ cheers and applause wow! bill murray and ernie hudson that's what i'm talking about. thank you for helping. thank you for helping -- >> thanks. >> jimmy: -- get -- yeah >> thanks. i like the volunteers, the auxiliary people you have here that's nice. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you very much for helping us find ernie i'm happy you're back on the show thank you. >> you're overheated, baby you're overheated. here we go [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: when you first did the original "ghostbusters" -- this was 40 years ago -- did you -- did you know that it was
♪ >> jimmy: yeah, who wants to find ernie hudson? >> come on, we need -- >> jimmy: come on. we need some people. yeah, come just -- yeah, sure, come let's go get ernie hudson. >> ernie ♪ >> jimmy: oh, there, he is hey, ernie [ cheers and applause he's looking good. no, he's ready he's ready [ talking over each other people from the crowd got you. come on, yeah. we all got you yeah thanks guys. i appreciate that. thank you, guys. >> ladies and gentleman,...
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jimmy: no that's sus. that one's bust. that's sus that's bust. what's up? i don't feel good about this at all. "damsel" comes out when? march 8th, yeah. good, because i'll be watching oh [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. get that big giant one what is happening? i'm not choosing that big giant one. i'm not choosing that one. that one is -- no, i'm not doing it oh [ cheers and applause i think it's our first tie it might be our first tie, which -- >> i won, are you kidding me >> jimmy: you definitely won >> i did that out for pity >> jimmy: how do you look good with egg on your face and confetti let me tell you a new twist on this game. i thought it would be fun -- i thought i was going to win, of course but i think the loser also gets -- you can crack a bottle of wine over their head. so, you can go for it. millie bobby brown, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ♪ perfect. we're talking to millie after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ hold on! you're still purchas
jimmy: no that's sus. that one's bust. that's sus that's bust. what's up? i don't feel good about this at all. "damsel" comes out when? march 8th, yeah. good, because i'll be watching oh [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. get that big giant one what is happening? i'm not choosing that big giant one. i'm not choosing that one. that one is -- no, i'm not doing it oh [ cheers and applause i think it's our first tie it might be our first tie, which -- >> i won, are you kidding me...
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>> jimmy: right now. >> okay, what do i do? >> jimmy: go backstage >> go back >> jimmy: go back. i'll introduce you >> okay. >> jimmy: go back. all right, get ready back there. here we go making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny, marcello hernandez! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes thank you so much. thank you for this opportunity um, my name is marcello hernandez my parents are both immigrants, and they both speak english, but different levels of english. i brought my dad to "snl" recently, and all the writers were like, "it's so nice to meet you it's very nice to meet you." and my dad's response was, "me, too. [ laughter ] my mom is much better at english. she's kind of a philosopher. she has the most interesting questions. one day at dinner, she asked me, she looks at me and goes, "marcello, what's the difference between a butt dial and a booty call?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i was like, wow. that is an amazing question. touche, my queen i don't know but the funny thing to me about being latino is that whenever i meet, like, really american peo
>> jimmy: right now. >> okay, what do i do? >> jimmy: go backstage >> go back >> jimmy: go back. i'll introduce you >> okay. >> jimmy: go back. all right, get ready back there. here we go making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny, marcello hernandez! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes thank you so much. thank you for this opportunity um, my name is marcello hernandez my parents are both immigrants, and they both speak...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood -- it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- dwayne johnson -- robert de niro -- guillermo at the oscars -- and music from justin timberlake. with cleto and the cletones. and now, justin timberlake! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheering ] >> justin: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. thank you. all right. okay. all right. hello, everyone. [ cheers ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm going to be your host tonight, justin timberlake. [ cheering ] yes. now, you all might know me from being justin timberlake. [ laughter ] did you watch the oscars last night? [ cheering ] really good, right? i mean, i haven't seen that many stars since joey fatone elbowed me in the face. rim shot! [ rim shot ] thank you. all right. this is going good. all right. the show was hosted by my friend and your friend, jimmy kimmel. didn't he do a great job? [ cheering ] unfortunately, jimmy couldn't be here tonight. as you can imagine, he's pretty beat. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: i am here. i am here. thanks, everybody. i am here. you know
we appreciate your time right now on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood -- it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- dwayne johnson -- robert de niro -- guillermo at the oscars -- and music from justin timberlake. with cleto and the cletones. and now, justin timberlake! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheering ] >> justin: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. thank you. all right. okay. all right. hello, everyone. [ cheers ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm going to be...
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jimmy: she is fake news. >> that is how you knew. jimmy: there was no mess. florida man arrested for keeping an endangered tortoise stored in the bucket. >> yeah. for sure. jimmy: you are correct. 53-year-old was arrested. >> the turtle. jimmy: that is not -- that the guy. that's not the threatened turtle. he had a 5 gallon bucket in his home. for a man arrested for dui while wearing a t-shirt that said i'm the reason the beer is always gone. fake news or florida? >> fake news. jimmy: you would be wrong. you are better than this. 40 one-year-old james ricks junior driving 89 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone and i believe he's the reason the beer is always gone. did you get a look at that? the reason younger kids are always out of the room strategically. >> the hat is always gone. jimmy: floor a woman charged for listing sugar baby is occupation on federal tax return. you say fake news. you are not denying the fact it is probably done. kennedy:i have done it. jimmy: it is fake news. and the puppies names. sugar daddy. of florida man arrested while tryin
jimmy: she is fake news. >> that is how you knew. jimmy: there was no mess. florida man arrested for keeping an endangered tortoise stored in the bucket. >> yeah. for sure. jimmy: you are correct. 53-year-old was arrested. >> the turtle. jimmy: that is not -- that the guy. that's not the threatened turtle. he had a 5 gallon bucket in his home. for a man arrested for dui while wearing a t-shirt that said i'm the reason the beer is always gone. fake news or florida? >>...
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jimmy: it is that anyway. the guy says nothing is also sigrid they just visit out his hand they just then walk away he went and whoever does that when. jimmy: thank you pretty for dice right there. yes dice all the way and thank you everybody needs to check out part of awful was outstanding and thinking of my day in charles, all your heart burning questions will be answered next, right around the corner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪oh what a good time we will have♪ ♪you... can make it happen...♪ ♪ try dietary supplements from voltaren for healthy joints. (♪) your ancestry is so much more than names and dates. (♪) c'mon! it's the story of your family - then and now. a story that made your name mean something. a story you're still writing. so discover your heritage. preserve your traditions. represent all that makes you, you. (♪) when my doctor gave me breztri for my copd, things changed for me. breztri gave me better breathing, symptom improvement, and reduced flare—ups. breztri won't replace a r
jimmy: it is that anyway. the guy says nothing is also sigrid they just visit out his hand they just then walk away he went and whoever does that when. jimmy: thank you pretty for dice right there. yes dice all the way and thank you everybody needs to check out part of awful was outstanding and thinking of my day in charles, all your heart burning questions will be answered next, right around the corner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪oh what a good time we will have♪ ♪you... can make it...
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jimmy: it is that anyway. the guy says nothing is also sigrid they just visit out his hand they just then walk away he went and whoever does that when. jimmy: thank you pretty for dice right there. yes dice all the way and thank you everybody needs to check out part of awful was outstanding and thinking of my day in charles, all your heart burning questions will be answered next, right around the corner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪oh what a good time we will have♪ ♪you... can make it happen...♪ ♪ try dietary supplements from voltaren for healthy joints. >> ♪y: ♪ ♪ i think when you're driving have been york city people in this country of no respect her perspective and you realize that when you become people from other parts of the world like we have some good in america in the middle as you are no better way to identify, gay or straight are buying, trends, pikachu barrio all avoid in the line but it lived there for you identify with them warren told place to be right here in america the police get
jimmy: it is that anyway. the guy says nothing is also sigrid they just visit out his hand they just then walk away he went and whoever does that when. jimmy: thank you pretty for dice right there. yes dice all the way and thank you everybody needs to check out part of awful was outstanding and thinking of my day in charles, all your heart burning questions will be answered next, right around the corner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪oh what a good time we will have♪ ♪you... can make it...
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>> questlove: 1944, yeah >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
>> questlove: 1944, yeah >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
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jimmy: i'll jump in there. i have a ton of hope for the future and a ton of hope for nut generations to solve this crisis. we took the first step with so much more to do but i hope that into the future we'll see people make a living in this industry that is going to be life changing. for people in the past that did not have opportunities, and we're seeing it within our organization and seeing growth like we've never seen before. and telling that story is our job the next year. we can't go backwards but have to continue to go forward. navin: anything you want to add in terms of hope? jane: the solution of the climate crisis is really about building future communities we wanted anyway, an economy that we want anyway. so if we can show that, i think it's a win, win, win for everybody. navin: i'll close, i was reminded in preparing for this panel by a quote by einstein in the midst of every crisis lies a great opportunity and that hopefully this conversation and this issue captures that we are in the midst of an on
jimmy: i'll jump in there. i have a ton of hope for the future and a ton of hope for nut generations to solve this crisis. we took the first step with so much more to do but i hope that into the future we'll see people make a living in this industry that is going to be life changing. for people in the past that did not have opportunities, and we're seeing it within our organization and seeing growth like we've never seen before. and telling that story is our job the next year. we can't go...